The Issues of Bad Kissing

Hello everybody,

Well last night I did something incredibly reckless and foolish, and as such things go it is perfect material for me to kick off the real content of my blog.

I belong to an online gay community much like manhunt, but in my opinion with at least half the sleazeballs. I do quite enjoy going on it on the odd occasion, I have met many nice people who have become friends and the chat room is always good for a laugh when I'm just sitting back and relaxing at home. 

However last night something different happened. While in the chatroom, another guy asked if I wanted to chat to him over msn, so I quickly pulled up his profile and ticked off the various points, age, build and all that superficial tosh which is very important for the first date. He passed with flying colours and his picture was ever so cute, although it didn't show his face. So I agreed and gave him my email and we started to chat over messenger. He had a head shot as his display picture and he was very cute looking. He seemed nice if a bit cheeky which was quite endearing. Before long he'd convinced me to turn on my webcam, and after several failed attempts it finally worked and there we were looking at each other, and he was mighty cute.


 Before long we both managed to remove our already limited clothing and were engaging in some mutual eye candy pleasuring. It was all going ok, he was being cheeky still when he asked me if I would meet him, I said sure why not, to which he replied tonight? I'd never done anything like that before and if hes to be believed (which I am somewhat partial to do so) neither had he. Being slightly randy at the time and being up for doing something foolish I agreed, and a quick shower later and tip toeing through my house to sneak out, i was meeting him at the end of my street. We made polite small talk as we drove to a secluded industrial park nearby, a heavy blanket of awkwardness was permeating through the car though.

We eventually found a nice shadowy building we could park beside and that's when he made his move. Now lets get this clear, I love kissing as much as I do the actually nitty gritty end of the business. I don't think I've ever felt my lips so abused before, he had no technique, his lips were like the maws of a gaping fish, his tongue was attempting to reach places long forgotten and better left alone. I cant stand someone who thinks a good kiss is a full on game of tonsil hockey, so I tried to do a closed mouth kiss, which I quite like, and instead found my lips being sucked into his mouth and his tongue wiping itself all over, it was to put it bluntly horrible. 

The night had only just begun, and I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because he was cute and cheeky. So I let things progress. It had been some time since I had actually done anything with another boy having come out of a messy breakup which I promise to share at a later date. However the old adage you never forget how to ride a bike proved true once more, and I dare say the boy had the best blowjob of his life. While not the best blowjob I've ever had he did redeem himself quite remarkably all he needs to do is learn a bit of finesse. 

We kissed some more, he thought it was cute trying to trap my tongue ring in his mouth, note to everyone out there, this is not cute but thoroughly annoying and somewhat painful. I bit his lip in return =D
We once again made small talk during the car ride home, and this time thankfully less awkward. He dropped me home and we said our goodbyes. I sat outside playing with my dog for an hour before I finally snuck back into my bedroom, my family none the wiser.
And now I find myself wondering if this was a once off thing. I hope not I wouldn't mind seeing him more, although I shall definitely have to teach him how to kiss properly, but hey I've heard that's fun.

I hope you don't judge me to harshly for this dalliance, although I must admit to feeling a bit like a slut today. Having never done this before I now ask myself would I do it again? I'd like to say no, but you never know. Either way if I do I'm sure it will make for another interesting read for all you beautiful people out there.

I'll keep you updated if anything comes of this, an actual date hopefully, but who knows.
until next time
xoxo

P.S. Not everybody has such a redeeming personality like he did, so if you find yourself to be a horrible kisser practice, practice, practice. First impressions mean a lot.